'Per cent' - Its French

So I was put on hiatus due to a couple of essays which were mentioned in the earliest post (have a read, it has the ground rules: FUN, right?) I thought it was fitting time as any to start chatting breeze wisdom, seeing as it is now the 4-week holidays - No, there isn't much to do in my little town.

Admittedly, I have also taken a few days off from any sort of typing up of my thoughts and decided to reflect; some might call it a pilgrimage, most would call it lazy, never the less here is what I have attained from the break: Chivalry's demise.

After several brief (as well as some more drawn out) encounters with, what I would now call, a friend (although this was not the case before), I had learnt all about her perspective on men. I come to mention this person (who I will call French girl for now on) as we discussed a problem which seems to be plaguing us in recent times and we (men) are yet to work out the correct balance, between two factors - Acting as the gentleman Vs. being a chauvinistic douche.

Now, I have only spoken to French girl twice in person, which is strange as we were so direct about what we said, however one thing stood out from what she said, which was: "All men are dogs and out to get some ass" or words to that effect. After hours, arguing putting the male side of the story forward, we came to a temporary compromise:

-80% are looking to 'get-it-in'
-17% are not (French girl would go on to say that this group is made-up of gay men...)
-3% are genuinely nice guys (awww)

Let's break these groups down.

The majority in this categorisation of men may seem a bit irrational of French girl, however it is important that take into account all the twats lads we know who are in this subgroup of men. It is well known that men are often oppournistic when it comes in the selection of a female, and women can be the same. However, it can be argued that some men are more direct in there approach to women in different settings (he's drunk and all over her in the club).

This maybe true for many men in the club, but we have to look at other deciding factors which may cause this behaviour, such as the woman. So its in a club, dude chatting with his mates, sees a girl (not a woman/lady), dressed in...not much. The guy shouts a derogatory phrases and/or terms at the girl. The girl is, of course, outraged and retaliates in suffragette style - "I'm not some kind of whore!"

Okay, little disclaimer - I, in no way agree with these types of men and I may be bringing up the possible reasons to explain this dick-ish behaviour, but we are looking at both sides of the story. Moving on.

The guy is a yob, of course, but the girl is not, in any way, an angel - This is because the girl may argue she's not a whore, and this may very-well be the case, but you have to look the evidence in the situation: She's in a whore's uniform. This in turn can help to explain the behaviour of 80% of apparently all men, but it seems situational factors could underlie such processes, such as 'woman' disguised as a hoe to lure the more thickle men of the population.

But all-in-all, you win this round French girl - A lot of guys are douches (surprising?) who's intentions are clear, however it could be worse. Would you rather meet a guy who is obviously trying his hardest to hit it or a person who fronts like he is nice guy, but really he's gunning for 'it'?

There aren't as many gentlemen anymore, but that's only because there isn't as many ladies left either.

"Hit it and then quit it, before she even made the bed..."

                                - J. Cole - Back to the Topic

Out.